The Contest - Trump’s Hair Facts

To celebrate the occasion of me reaching 1,000 Twitter followers (thanks @krristinn), I am announcing what is quite possibly the best contest in the history of contests.  I could think of no better gift to give than the opportunity for one lucky person to know just how amazing it feels to be me.  Having said that…

I am giving away a free Trump’s Hair wig.

Granted, it’s not a wig actually MADE out of me.  We all know I have super powers - like making money, looking awesome, being uncommonly humble, and typing (Can your hair type?  Didn’t think so.) - and turning a wig made of actual Trump’s hair loose on the world could have consequences I don’t think we’re all ready to deal with.  Still, my gift wig does a great job of replicating my look, and wearing it will give the winner a huge boost of confidence which may help him/her unlock super powers of his/her own.  Here’s what it looks like:

So now the big question…how do you win?

We all remember those “Chuck Norris Facts,” right?  Well, Mr. Walker Texas Ranger…there’s a new sherriff in town.  Me.

I’m calling for all my faithful followers to tweet your best “Trump’s Hair Facts,” and use the hashtag #TrumpsHair.  Need more space than Twitter’s 140 characters?  Simply go to http://trumpshair.tumblr.com/submit and post your “Trump’s Hair Fact” there.

I will pick my favorite on or around December 1st, and the author will win the wig.  That’s it.

Have fun, keep it clean, and let’s all enjoy how wonderful I am together.

- Trump’s Hair